Am I a Douche Bag? Not any more!

Well, many readers have asked me: "Amadudin, Are you a Pompous Ass?"

But of course!

then they said, "Pardon me.. do you have any grey poupon?"

"But of course!" I replied.

Just for the record, I am indeed a Pompous ASS and I love being one! I used to be a douchebag, but that wasn't so much fun, so I decided to be a pompus ass! 

Thanks for visiting, I know I am better than you. I will try to let you know and I will FAIL miserably. Praise be to ... waaaaaaaaa! waaaaaaaaa!

Don't Hate me because I'm beautiful

Some people have made this poster out of my junior High pic. I must protest. What shame! Please take this off your websites and internets! I am humiliated!